Happy Snarky Monday

OMG, what a coincidence! The Vermont woman who has raised more than $500,000 for Barack Obama’s re-election was the same woman who introduced Michelle Obama when she visited Vermont. That is so weird. Think of the odds?

Repeat after me: No one loves Philip Baruth more than Philip Baruth loves Philip  Baruth.

[Research shows that if you use the name Philip Baruth in your posts your traffic goes up significantly. Who cares if it’s all just Philip Baruth looking up more on Philip Baruth. Every click is money, baby. Philip Baruth.]

It was reported over the weekend that Vermont’s Senator Bernie Sanders has raised over $1.6 million for his re-election campaign.

In terms of Vermont, it translates to: A lot of fucking money.

In terms of irony, it translates to: Too fucking funny.

Yes, the hippie-turned-millionaire-thanks-to-gullible-Vermonters, is raising record amounts of money while…ahem…ranting about the obscene amounts of money politicians are raising while in office.

I love Vermont.

Hardwick Dental. Now THAT’S an oxymoron.

Since I lost several jobs the last time I started blogging about my personal life, I’m a bit skittish about it this time around. Please, people, be cool. It’s a small state and when I tell you I’m painting a state building, I don’t need you snark-detectors out there poking around and making trouble.

It got so bad at one point that I even had to stop going to Charlie O’s. Yeah, that bad. Because we all know how hard it is to sit and drink while surrounded by the Norwich Neanderthals who’ve taken over McGilly’s?

Yeah, yeah, I know: There’s Three Penny Taproom now. But I’m already broke.

But now I’ve changed my mind. About the personal stuff, that is.

And, no, it has nothing to do with the rumors about She’s Right and Snarky Boy hooking up.

Wait. What did I just say?

Never mind.

Happy Snarky Monday, you dorks.